It was the middle of June me and my grand mama Had some free time flew to Panama I was playin' the bar sippin' a Margarita When this chick from Argentina her name Armenita She told me you could make some fast cash You help me change my name from Vasquez to your name Take me to your domain Trick you must be out yo' brain She said it's no game my pops got tons of cocaine And you could have some if you get me on your plane I said here the dealie, you sound silly Think hard, there gotta be another way to get you a green card
Hey ma, you wanna go wit' me? I promise you, we gon' see the world It 'id be like paradise, baby