Lyrics:

Life is not a spark in space, an episode of Will and Grace
Controversial yet mundane. Debrah's messing with your brain
Even scientologists know there's more to all of this
You search the ruins for trap doors, wonder what you're put here for
Simple as a hint of gas climbing nostrils as you pass
Making Harvard graduates feel childish when they laugh at it
Climb the rungs to kingdom come. Sour Patch to acid tongue
Are you opposed to having fun? You clench the world between your buns
You could do better
You could do better
You could be the greatest man in the world
(Whoa)
You could do better
You could do better
You could be the greatest man in the world
(Whoa)
Your life is always the post of something else
Where is the present in the way that you present yourself?
And it's disgusting how little that you try: the existential equivalent of pink eye
Drink alone and watch TV. You're expecting harmonies
To tap your tune with silver spoons, anthem of impending doom
Guiding Satan's steady hand. Forcing Beatles to disband
It's ego freaks and drama queens. The young at heart know what I mean
You could do better
You could do better
You could be the greatest man in the world
(Whoa)
You could do better
You could do better
You could be the greatest man in the world
(Whoa)
You could do better, better than that. You're a fraud
Thank God and learn to keep your shirt on
You could do better
You could do better
You could be the greatest man in the world
You'd burn so brightly
You'd burn so brightly in the dark
You'd burn so brightly
You'd burn so
You'd burn so
You could do better
You could do better
You could be the greatest man in the world
(Whoa)
You could do better
You could do better
You could be the greatest man in the world
(Whoa)
You could do better, better than that. You're a fraud
Thank God and learn to keep your shirt on
You could do better
You could do better
You could be the greatest man in the world
(Whoa)
You could do better
You could do better
You could be the greatest man in the world
(Whoa)
We could do better
We could do better
We could be greatest band in the world