Lyrics:

OH, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN ME WITH THE POKER MAN,
I HAD A HONEY AND I BET A GRAND,
JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME I LOOKED AT HIS HAND.

I WAS TALKING TO AN ESKIMO,
SAID HE WAS HOPING FOR A FALL OF SNOW,
WHEN UP POPPED A SEA LION, READY TO GO.

LET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S GO,
DOWN TO JUNIOR'S FARM WHERE I WANNA LAY LOW.
LOW LIFE, HIGH LIFE, OH, LET'S GO,
TAKE ME DOWN TO JUNIOR'S FARM.

OH, AT THE HOUSES OF PARLIAMENT,
EV'RYBODY'S TALKIN' 'BOUT THE PRESIDENT,
WE ALL CHIP IN FOR A BAG OF CEMENT.

OLLIE HARDY SHOULD HAVE HAD MORE SENSE,
HE BOUGHT A GEE-GEE AND HE JUMPED THE FENCE,
ALL FOR THE SAKE OF A COUPLE OF PENCE.

LET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S GO,
DOWN TO JUNIOR'S FARM WHERE I WANNA LAY LOW.
LOW LIFE, HIGH LIFE, OH, LET'S GO,
TAKE ME DOWN TO JUNIOR'S FARM.

LET'S GO, LET'S GO,
DOWN TO JUNIOR'S FARM WHERE I WANNA LAY LOW.
LOW LIFE, HIGH LIFE, OH, LET'S GO,
TAKE ME DOWN TO JUNIOR'S FARM,
EV'RYBODY TAG ALONG.

HA!
HA! HA!

I TOOK MY BAG INTO A GROCER'S STORE,
THE PRICE WAS HIGHER THAN THE TIME BEFORE.
OLD MAN ASK ME, 'WHY IS IT MORE?'

I SAID, ' YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN ME WITH THE POKER MAN,
I HAD A HONEY AND I BET A GRAND,
JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME I LOOKED AT HIS HAND.'

LET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S GO,
DOWN TO JUNIOR'S FARM WHERE I WANNA LAY LOW. (down to Junior's farm)
LOW LIFE, HIGH LIFE, OH, LET'S GO,
TAKE ME DOWN TO JUNIOR'S FARM, (down to Junior's farm)

LET'S GO, LET'S GO,
DOWN TO JUNIOR'S FARM WHERE I WANNA LAY LOW.
LOW LIFE, HIGH LIFE, OH, LET'S GO,
TAKE ME DOWN TO JUNIOR'S FARM, (down to Junior's farm)
EV'RYBODY TAG ALONG, (long to tag along)
TAKE ME DOWN TO JUNIOR'S FARM.

YES, NOW!
OH!

AH - AH -
AH - AH -
AH - AH - AH
TAKE ME BACK!
TAKE ME BACK!
I WANNA GO BACK, YEAH, YEAH - YEAH