Lyrics:

Gonna "send those welfare bums right back to work"
(Gotta start a war before 84)
Start a dirty war in El Salvador
Gonna back the Contras and Apartheid
Then I'll win the election by a landslide

Ronnie and Mags, Maggie and Ron
Let's get together build a neutron bomb
Maggie and Ron, Ronnie and Mags
Let's get to Grenada, gonna fly our flags

Gonna privatize, shut down some mines
Gonna back Khmer Rouge and Apartheid
Feed a slice of cake to Bobbie Sands
Spend a holiday in the Falklands

Ronnie and Mags, Maggie and Ron
Gonna get the hostages from Iran
Maggie and Ron, Ronnie and Mags
Let's go to Grenada and the Falklands

Ronnie and Mags, Dennis and nance
We know exactly who is wearin' the pants
Dennis and Nance, maggie and Ron
Let's have a foursome build a neutron bomb