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The reason that I signed up Is the reason that I hate it I know she's made her mind up I just don't know how she's made it And my dial-up screen has locked me Into a touch tone tune monotony Because some snot-nosed pube has blocked me out And I wait And I wait And I hate my frickin ISP He ain't got go bandwidth left for me And I'll never get back Never get back the time that I waste That's what I hate My job's so hard to swallow But it's got me by the collar In some Motel 6 squalor Where every local call's a dollar I got no time left to jack off I got a deadline that won't back off I'm about to chew my own leg off Cause it's so late And I'm late And I hate my frickin ISP I get bumped for inactivity And I'll never get back Never get back the time that I waste That's what I hate It rained CD roms that gave me Twenty hours free I let my service provider Make a junky outta me And then he cut me off From my online community And now I hate, I hate it I hate I hate I hate I hate I hate my frickin ISP His domain name lookup takes eternity etc... Na na na na na