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[Dr Cook]Ruth, send in the next patient[Chorus x4]Dodio-doe, there'll be no nose jobSaid dodio-doe, no nose job (smarter than that)[Baby DHumpty-Hump]People say, yo Humpty now that your records is sellinAin't it about time for you to be bailin outOf the race and community you come fromYo, your face has gotta change, Hump!Ice Cube says you're making more than Donald TrumpSo yo, go on and get your nose fixed, HumpDr: Sit downHH: Wait a minute, uh-uhDr: Get in the chair[Humpty-Hump]Listen, now the black girl wants to get her lip tuckedShe says Doc, I want my slim hips so I'm a slim figureThe white girl says my hips are not big enoughAnd yo, Doc, inject the collagen and make my lips biggerAll of these so-called celebritiesSellin millions of records and claimin no responsibilitiesA young girl sees you on a TV showShe's only six, says 'Mama, I don't like my nose!'Why'd you have to go and mess up the child's headSo you can get another gold waterbed?!You fakehaircontactwearinliposuction carnival exhibitListen to my rhyme, you need to hear it[Chorus][Humpty-Hump]Uh, and you don't stop, check itI smell the message from the TVDoes my Humpty nose deceive me?Smells like the blacker the wackerPolly wants to be a cracker, if you let herBut see for me, the bigger the nose the betterThey say the lighter the righterOh yeah?! Well, that's toughSometimes I feel I'm not black enoughI'm high yellow, my nose is brown to perfectionAnd if I was to change it'd be further in that directionSo catch me on the beach, I'll be gettin a tanMake sure there's no mis