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Some say the end is near.Some say we'll see armageddon soon.I certainly hope we will.I sure could use a vacation from thisBullshit three ring circus sideshow ofFreaksHere in this hopeless fucking hole we call LAThe only way to fix it is to flush it all away.Any fucking time. Any fucking day.Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.Fret for your figure andFret for your latte andFret for your lawsuit andFret for your hairpiece andFret for your prozac andFret for your pilot andFret for your contract andFret for your car.It's aBullshit three ring circus sideshow ofFreaksHere in this hopeless fucking hole we call LAThe only way to fix it is to flush it all away.Any fucking time. Any fucking day.Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.Some say a comet will fall from the sky.Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.Some say the end is near.Some say we'll see armageddon soon.I certainly hope we will cuzI sure could use a vacation from thisSilly shit, stupid shit...One great big festering neon distraction,I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.Learn to swim.Mom's gonna fix it all soon.Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.Learn to swim.Fuck L Ron Hubbard andFuck all his clones.Fuck all those gun-totingHip gangster wannabes.Learn to swim.Fuck retro anything.Fuck your tattoos.Fuck all you junkies andFuck your short memory.Learn to swim.-aca