Lyrics:
Sixteen military wivesThirty-two softly focused brightly colored eyesStaring at the natural tanof thirty-two gently clenching wrinkled little handsSeventeen company menOut of which only twelve will make it back againSeargeant sent a letter to fiveMilitary wives, his tears drip down to ten little eyeCheer them on to their rivalsCause America can, and America can't say noAnd America does, if America says it's soIt's soAnd the anchorperson on TV goes...La de da de daFifteen celebrity mimesLeaving their fifteen sorted wretched checkered livesWill they find the solution in timeUsing their fifteen pristine moderate liberal minds?Eighteen academy chairsOut of which only seven really even careDoling out a garment to fiveCelebrity mimes, they're humbly taken by surpriseCheer them on to their rivalsCause America can, and America can't say noAnd America does, if America says it's soIt's soAnd the anchorperson on TV goes...La de da de da de-dadedade-daLa de da de da de-dadedade-daFourteen cannibal kingsWondering blindly what the dinner bell will bringFifteen celebrity mimesServed on a leafy bed th sixteen military wivesCheer them on to their rivalsCause America can, and America can't say noAnd America does, if America says it's soIt's soAnd the anchorperson on TV goes...La de da de da de-dadedade-daLa de da de da de-dadedade-da