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Pizza party at your house I went just to check it out 19 Extra larges What a Shame No one came
Just us Eating all alone You said Take the pizza home No sence letting all this go to waste So then I faced
Pizza all day and everyday theres cheese around the clock is getting me blocked and i sure don't care of irregularity
Tell me Why ya have to go make me so Constipated Cos right now i do Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated in the bathroom
I sit and I wait And I strain and I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain Oh, should've taken laxatives Or had my colon irrigated No no no I was feelin' pretty down 'Til my girlfriend came around. We're just so alike in every way I gotta say. In fact, I just thought I might pop the question there that night I was kissing her so tenderly But woe is me
Who would have guessed, her family crest I suddenly spy, tattoo'd on her thigh And son of a gun, it's just like the one on me Tell me
How was I supposed to know we were both related Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated What to do now Should I go ahead and propose and get hitched and have kids with 11 toes And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated No no no
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I had so much on my mind I thought maybe I'd unwind Try out that new roller coaster ride And the guide
Said not to stand but that's a demand That I couldn't meet I got on my feet, And stood up instead and knocked off my head you see Tell me
Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated This really is a major inconvenience, oh man I really hate it It's such a drag now I can't eat I can't breathe I can't snore I can't belch or yodel anymore Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illistrated Oh no
Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated I gotta tell ya life without a head kinda makes me irritated. What a bummer I can't blink I can't cough I can't sneeze But my neck is enjoying a pleasant breeze now Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated No no no