Lyrics:

Okay, it's start time
Riff Raff, set the sonic transducer on program eight
(Program eight)
And secure all levels at zero
(Zero) relax
You won't find earth people quite
The easy mark that you imagined
This sonic transducer, it is, I suppose
Some kind of audio-vibratory-physio molecular transport device
You better believe it, baby
(You mean) yes, Brad
It's something we ourselves have been working on
For quite some time
But it seems our friend here
Has found a way of perfecting it
A device that is capable of breaking down solid matter
And projecting it through space and who knows
Perhaps, even time itself
Dr. Scott
Do you mean he's going to send us to another planet?
Planet, schmanet, Janet
I'll tell you once, I won't tell you twice
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss
Your apple pie don't taste too nice
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss
I've laid the seed, it should be all she needs
She's as sensual as a pencil
Wound up like an E or a first string
When we made it, did you hear a bell ring?
You got a block? Well, take my advice
You better wise up, Janet Weiss
The transducer will seduce ya
It's something you'll get used to
A mental mind fuck can be nice
You better wise up, Janet Weiss
You better wise up, build your thighs up
You better wise up
And then she cried out
Stop!