Lyrics:

We just wanna wish all of y'all
Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
Turn this shit up y'all

Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad, prospero ano y felizidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad, prospero ano y felizidad

Thank you for breaking up with me at Christmas
You picked your presents, I won't give 'em to you
Right after I bought every gift you wanted
I guess that's just the bitch you are

You changed your pager, home and cell phone number
You even took out a restraining order
Can't get within 500 feet of your's
So yeah I think you've gone too far

Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad, prospero ano y felizidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad, prospero ano y felizidad

I'm really sorry that I fucked your sister
I can't believe she even let me fist her
I even hooked up with your best friend Esther
Yeah she blew me in your car

I guess I'll never ever learn my lesson
Just bought a brand new shiny Smith Wesson
I'm gonna keep your boyfriend second guessing
I hope I see him at some bar

Somebody told me he was born a woman
They say he changed his name from Rachel to Ruben
You must be the only bitch he's fooling
You should check him for some scars

I hope you get a fucking yeast infection
Or some disease from using no protection
You know you never gave me no erections
Yeah his wee wee won't get hard

Merry Merry Christmas oh yeah
Merry Merry Christmas oh yeah
Merry Merry Christmas oh yeah
Merry Merry Christmas oh yeah

Merry Merry Christmas oh yeah
Merry Merry Christmas oh yeah
Merry Merry Christmas oh yeah
Merry Merry Christmas oh yeah