Lyrics:

Can't touch me!
Can't touch me!

Ju-ju-ju-just like that bad guy from Lethal Weapon 2,
I've got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer, you can't sue!
I can write graffiti, even jaywalk in the street,
I can riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sister's teat,
Can't touch me!

Mayor West : What in God's name is he doing?
Cleveland : I believe that's "the worm".

Stop! Peter-time!
I'm a big shot, there's no doubt!
Light a fire and pee it out.
Don't like it? Kiss my rump.
Just for a minute, let's all do the Bump!
Can't touch me!

Yeah, do the Peter Griffin bump...
Can't touch me!

I'm Presidential Peter, interns think I'm hot.
Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot.
I've been around the world, from Hartford to Back Bay,
It's Peter, go Peter, MC Peter, yo, Peter, let's see Regis rap this way!
Can't touch me!

*Peter turns to a woman in the crowd*
Except you. You can touch me.