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Oh, well imagine: as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:
'What a beautiful wedding, what a beautiful wedding!' says the bride's maid to a waiter.
'Yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore.'

I'd chime in with a 'Haven't you people ever heard of closing the God'damn door?!'
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
I'd chime in 'Haven't you people ever heard of closing the God'damn door?!'
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of...

Well in fact well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved! Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne!
Oh! Well in fact well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved! Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne!

I'd chime in with a 'Haven't you people ever heard of closing the God' damn door?!'
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
I'd chime in 'Haven't you people ever heard of closing the God'damn door?!'
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.......

Again...

I'd chime in 'Haven't you people ever heard of closing the God'damn door?!no'
It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
I'd chime in 'Haven't you people ever heard of closing the God'damn door?!'
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality......

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