Lyrics:
In a village inOld Siam SirLived a ladyWho lost her wayIn an effortTo find a man, sirShe found herselfIn the old U.K.*She waited roundIn WalthamstowShe scouted roundIn ScarboroughRepeat*In a villageIn old East Ham sirShe met a fellowWho made her reelTook her rushesTo show his mam SirMet his dadAt the wedding mealIn a letter fromOld Siam SirCame a terribleTale of woeShe decidedThe only answerWas to get upA pile of doughRepeat*When a relativeTold her man sirHe directed herNot to stayIn a village inOld Siam SirLives a ladyWho lost her way**In a village inOld Siam SirLived a ladyWho lost her wayIn an effort toFind her man sirShe found herself inThe old U.K.Repeat *Repeat **WalthamstowScarborough