Lyrics:

Who's gonna water my plants?Who's gonna patch my pants?And who's gonna give meThe chance to feel brand new?Who's gonna iron my shirts?Who's gonna kiss where it hurts?And who needs a man whenHe flirts the way I do?Who, if not you?Who, if not you?Who, if not you?Tell me, who, if not you?Who's gonna wake me on time?Who'll smile and say I look fine?And who's gonna stay on my mindThe whole day through?Who's gonna see that I'm fed?Then who's gonna want me in bed?But who'll watch TV insteadBecause I do?Who, if not you?Tell me, who, if not you?Who...