Lyrics:

It's been rough and rocky travelin',But I'm finally standin' upright on the ground.After takin' several readings,I'm
surprised to find my mind's still fairly sound.I guess Nashville was the roughest,But I know I said the same about them all
.We received our educationIn the cities of the nation, me and Paul.Almost busted in Laredo,But for reasons that I'd rather
not disclose,But if you're stayin' in a motel there and leave,Just don't leave nothin' in your clothes.And at the airport
in Milwaukee,They refused to let us board the plane at all,They said we looked suspicious,But I believe they like to pick on
me and Paul.I guess Nashville was the roughest,But I know I said the same about them all.We received our educationIn the
cities of the nation, me and Paul.