Lyrics:

There's a brand new car in your drivewayAnd a blonde new girl in your bedYou've everything you ever wished forHappy little bubbleheadAnd you can't fill it up with promisesYou can't fill it up with liesAnd you can't fill it up with business lunchesOh but you can tryWho am I to criticise you?Just a girl that you despiseWelcome to designer livingThis is your designer lifeThere's a big house high on a hilltopAnd another house in SpainMummy's little soldier's riding on the gravy trainAnd my you're looking lovelyMay you stay forever youngMay you never get a conscienceAbout the things that you have doneWho am I to criticise you?Just a girl to twist the knifeWelcome to designer livingThis is your designer life Who am I to criticise you?Just a girl that you despiseWelcome to designer livingThis is your designer lifeThis is your designer lifeYou and your designer life