Lyrics:

i'm going pissed to church and sing
the russian national hymn
i like to fart in libraries
and i do it with a grin

fuck fuck fuck my best friend's girl
and tell him she's a slag
and in a crowded aeroplane
i love to use the bag

i'm mean i'm bad i lie to you
i never tell the truth
set fire to your bed at night
and i shit into your boot

so if you ever should think for yourself
how nice it would be oh so nice
rip off your sister's teddy-bear
stay rude - that's my advice

selling dope to teenage kids
is the biggest fun
the money i get out of it
enough to buy a gun

i steal old ladies handbags
and I drink the last beer
i nick my bosses' jaguar
and sell it much to dear

i'm mean i'm bad i lie to you
i never tell the truth
set fire to your bed at night
and i shit into your boot

so if you ever should think for yourself
how nice it would be oh so nice
rip off your sister's teddy-bear
stay rude - that's my advice