Let us talk about some trivial things we likeA bit of this and thatLet's chew the fatPour ourselves a glass of stou tAnd let our Rael Brook shirts hang outNothing makes us more contentTo let us wallow in a bit of nonsenseWe're all so friv olous tonight, tonightLet's reveal our childlike natureAnd leave our stocks and invoices to rotLet's go to potTell our jo kes about mothers in lawBut watch him jump when she comes through the doorOh the party goes with a swingWhen we talk about t he trivial thingsWe're all so frivolous tonightBut there's always oneWho wants to talk shopWe'll drive him through the do orWith a broom or a mopLet us tell our favourite storyAbout some poor chap who put it on displayHip hoorayAnd let the gir ls gather in their slacksTo talk about husbands hairy backsSome might think we're a bit of a showerBut this could be our fi nest hourWe're all so frivolous tonight, tonightWe're all so ridiculous tonight.