Goin' home, late last night Suddenly I got a fright Yeah I looked throught the window And surprised what I saw A Fairy with boots on dancin' with a dwarf Alright now!
Fairies wear boots and now you gotta believe me Yeah I saw it, I saw it I tell you no lie
Yeah Fairies had boots and you gotta believe me I saw it, I saw it with my own two eyes Woah right now!
So I went to the doctor to see what he could give me He said Son, son, you've gone too far 'Cause smokin' and trippin' is all that you do Yeah!