Lyrics:

As I went home on Monday night as drunk as drunk could beI saw a horse outside the door where my old horse should beWell, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to meWho owns that horse outside the door where my old horse should be?Ah, you're drunk,you're drunk you silly old fool,still you can not seeThat's a lovely sow that me mother sent to meWell, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or moreBut a saddle on a sow sure I never saw beforeAnd as I went home on Tuesday night as drunk as drunk could beI saw a coat behind the door where my old coat should beWell, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to meWho owns that coat behind the door where my old coat should beAh, you're drunk,you're drunk you silly old fool,still you can not seeThat's a woollen blanket that me mother sent to meWell, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or moreBut buttons in a blanket sure I never saw beforeAnd as I went home on Wednesday night as drunk as drunk could beI saw a pipe up on the chair where my old pipe should beWell, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to meWho owns that pipe up on the chair where my old pipe should beAh, you're drunk,you're drunk you silly old fool,still you can not seeThat's a lovely tin whistle that me mother sent to meWell, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or moreBut tobacco in a tin whistle sure I never saw beforeAnd as I went home on Thursday night as drunk as drunk could beI saw two boots beneath the bed where my old boots should beWell, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me-ac