Lyrics:

(Lyle Lovett)If I had a boatI'd go out on the oceanAnd if I had a ponyI'd ride him on my boatAnd we could all togetherGo out on the oceanMe upon my pony on my boatIf I were Roy RogersI'd sure enough be singleI couldn't bring myself to marrying old DaleIt'd just be me and triggerWe'd go riding through them moviesThen we'd buy a boat and on the sea we'd sailAnd if I had a boatI'd go out on the oceanAnd if I had a ponyI'd ride him on my boatAnd we could all togetherGo out on the oceanMe upon my pony on my boatThe mystery masked man was smartHe got himself a Tonto'Cause Tonto did the dirty work for freeBut Tonto he was smarterAnd one day said kemo sabeKiss my ass I bought a boatI'm going out to seaAnd if I had a boatI'd go out on the oceanAnd if I had a ponyI'd ride him on my boatAnd we could all togetherGo out on the oceanMe upon my pony on my boatAnd if I were like lightningI wouldn't need no sneakersI'd come and go wherever I would pleaseAnd I'd scare 'em by the shade treeAnd I'd scare 'em by the light poleBut I would not scare my pony on my boat out on the seaAnd if I had a boatI'd go out on the oceanAnd if I had a ponyI'd ride him on my boatAnd we could all togetherGo out on the oceanMe upon my pony on my boat