Moooooooorning WooodYeeehhhaaaa!!!!Well I get up in the mornin and Im feelin goodCuz underneath the covers is my mo rnin woodMy wife wakes up and looks my wayKids run in and ruin my dayWood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood WoodHes a man who re ally loves his morningWood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood WoodWell I walked in the bathroom and tried to peeAlmost knocked ove r tryin to avoid the seatI raised up and still the sameSo on the wall I wrote my nameWood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood Hes a man who really loves his morningWood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood WoodYa my wife walks in and sees the messI can tell right away shes not impressedI clean it all up and I start to cryIt wont go down and I dont know whyWood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood WoodHes a man who really loves his morningWood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood WoodWell I got to go to work and there s still no changeIm thinking by now theres something strangeStill feels good and it really dont hurtSo all I do is un-tuck m y shirtWood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood WoodHes a man who really loves his morning wooooodHes a man who really loves his mo rning wooooodHes a man who really loves his morning wooooodYeeeeeHaaaa!!Rodney your not going to work like that are youHon ey Im taking the convertible yaahaa!