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I have, 38 rifles and a bunch of handguns and ammunition
8 grenades, in case of scuffles

How do I protect myself, how do I protect myself
Without all that
It's my constitutional, it's my constitutional right
To arm bears

I am, the goddamn trigger
God made guns, so go figure

We are, we are fatter, disgusting obese overweight fucks
A shot rang, animals scatter, bovine hormone growth chewy candy

I am, the goddamn trigger
God made guns, so go figure

Darwin never seized this prize
Controlling levels of extinction
Darwin never seized this prize
Condoning desperado killings

Darwin never seized this prize
Controlling levels of extinction
Darwin never seized this prize
Condoning desperado killings

Darwin never seized this prize
Controlling levels of extinction
Darwin never seized this prize

The amount of firearms in any country
Is directly proportional to death and violence
The amount of firearms in any country
Is directly proportional to death and violence

The amount of firearms in any country
Is directly proportional to death and violence
Is directly proportional to death and violence
Directly proportional to death and violence

Did you fucking hear me