Canada oh canada i never been your son You're a genteel rent boy Choking on your tongue And your bankers' vain plazas never nurtured no-one
And concrete expanses laying fallow in the sun And your cities all collapsing while your corrupt mayors shrug
And your grown-ups all gone bankrupt and your children all on drugs And your children are on drugs And your doe-eyed policemen demanding more guns And your distained farmers waiting on the flood
Canada oh canada i ain't ever been your kin Overfed and easily led and twisting in the wind Your senators all in diapers and stinking of gin
Shop and save Beneath the western sun Bought and paid for Teddy roosevelt's guns