Lyrics:

Life is a funny thing
You never know what you are getting
Some people want commitment
Some people want amusement

Oil and water
Oil and water don't mix

At first he was so cute
I didn't feel like a substitute
A night alone was a night misspent
I thought he was different

Oil and water
Oil and water don't mix
[x2]

Got a text if we could meet
He still thinks I'm very sweet
It's his time to face defeat
I give a laugh and I press delete

Oil and water
Oil and water
Oil and water don't mix
[x2]

Oil and water
Oil and water don't mix
[x2]