Lyrics:

(Michael HendersonMark Irwin) If the jukebox took teardrops And the whiskey was free If that ol' car in the parking lot Drove home automatically If every night 'neath the honky tonk lights Didn't start those memories Wouldn't it be a wonderful world For somebody just like me How long can a girl keep goin' Like every day's the last I've paid off the rent and the government Maybe I could pay off the past If the jukebox took teardrops And the whiskey was free If that ol' car in the parking lot Drove home automatically If every night 'neath the honky tonk lights Didn't start those memories Wouldn't it be a wonderful world For somebody just like me Wouldn't I be on easy street Livin' this life of mine I could keep right on till the hurt's all gone And it wouldn't cost me a dime If the jukebox took teardrops And the whiskey was free If that ol' car in the parking lot Drove home automatically If every night 'neath the honky tonk lights Didn't start those memories Wouldn't it be a wonderful world For somebody just like me If the jukebox took teardrops And the whiskey was free