Lyrics:

(LieberStoller)She comes on like a roseAnd everybody knowsShe'll get you in dutchYou can look but you'd better not touchPoison ivy, poison ivyWell late at night when you're sleepingPoison ivy comes a creeping all aroundShe's pretty as a daisyBut look out man she's crazyShe'll really do you inIf you let her get under your skinPoison ivy, poison ivyWell late at night when you're sleepingPoison ivy comes a creeping all aroundMeasles make you bumpy and mumps'll make you lumpyand chicken pox'll make you jump and twitchA common cold'll cool you but whooping cough'll fool youbut poison ivy's gonna make you itchYou're gonna need an oceanof calamine lotionYou'll be scratching like a houndthe minute you start to mess aroundPoison ivy, poison ivyWell late at night when you're sleepingPoison ivy comes a creeping all aroundMeasles make you bumpy and mumps'll make you lumpyand chicken pox'll make you jump and twitchA common cold'll cool you and whooping cough'll fool youbut poison ivy's gonna make you itchYou're gonna need an oceanof calamine lotionYou'll be scratching like a houndthe minute you start to mess aroundPoison ivy, poison ivyWell late at night when you're sleepingPoison ivy comes a creeping all aroundLa la la laLa la la la