Lyrics:

If God was a womanwith long blond hairwould you kneel at her altarand offer her prayercould she be your addictioncould she make you sinIf God was a womanand you were her manIf God was a womanwould you be impressedif she showed up in high heelsand a pretty red dresswould you make a donationor would you draw the linewould you yield to temptationor savor her wineIf God was a womanshe'd come like an angelor a devil in disguisewhen she left in the morningwould you lose your religionor kiss your faith goodbye, goodbyeIf God was a woman.If God was a womantell me who could we blamewould she make Jesus righteousor completely insaneIf God was a womanwould she kiss and tellwould we wind up in heavenor would we all burn in hell.If God was a womanshe'd come like an angelor a devil in disguise, oh yeahand if she left in the morningwould you lose your religionor kiss your faith goodbye, goodbyeIf God was a womanand you were her man, yeahSoloIf God was a womanwould she come like an angelor a devil in disguise, oh yeahwhen she left in the morningwould you lose your religionor kiss your faith goodbye, goodbyeIf God was a womanIf God was a womanIf God was a womanIf God was a womanWe's all burn in hellIf God was awoman, woman, woman, womanIf God was a womantell me who would we blameIf God was a womanIf God was a womanshe'd drive us insane, yeah