Lyrics:

I thought I left home
I thought I was already gone
But I got stuck in traffic
Yes, I got stuck in traffic
If you know what I mean
If you know what I mean

Between the second drink and the third drink
My eyes took off, I'm not very interested
Got my goals set higher
Higher than you

It was the smoke in my eyes
That made me want to cry
But I don't think you believe me
It was the smoke that set off the fire alarm
I was at the bar, no crashing a car
But I don't think you believed me, did you?

Everyone's watching, so try to act (cool)
Everyone's watching, so try to act (cool)

I read the manuscript, I read the holy book
I think I bought every, every issue
I made a wrong investment
If you know what I mean (cool cool)

I think I loved you, I think I told you so
And after ten drinks this is what I meant to tell you
Uh huh huh huh huh huh
If you know what I mean

It was the smoke in my eyes
That made me want to cry
But I don't think you believe me
It was the smoke that set off the fire alarm
I was at the bar, no crashing a car
But I don't think you believed me, did you?
I don't think you believed me

Everyone's watching, so try to act (cool)
Everyone cares, so try to act (cool)