Lyrics:

Haha well now we call this the act of mating
but there are several other very important differences
between human beings and animals that you should know about

I'd appreciate your input

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought me
and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
so put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
yes I'm Siskel yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up

You've had enough of two-hand-touch you want it rough you're out of bound
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House
hashbrowns
coming quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca
Cola stock
you are inclined 2 make me rise an hour early just like
daylight saving's time

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's
do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's
do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
like the lost catacombs of Egypt only god knows where we stuck it
hieroglyphics let me be specific I wanna be down in your South Seas
but I got this notion that the motion of UR ocean means
small craft advisory

So if I capsize on your thighs high tide B-5 you sunk my battleship
please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic dip
so show me yours I'll show you mine Tool Time you'll love it
just like Lyle
and then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch X-Files

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's
do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's
do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's
do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's
do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's
do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's
do it like they do on the Discovery Channel