What did you mean when you opened your mouth and let all our secrets out You told him what I was about my cover was completely blown I tell you darlin', I've been watching the war film I got a few ideas of my own 'cos after teh film had ended the call for recruits was shown
And I'm joining the professionals I want to be a man with all that animal magic I'll do anything you can I'm joining the professionals 'cos I want to be a man look! I wave my wand, watch the rabbit disappear Join the professionals and learn to fight
I bet the two of you still laugh at me for being as timid as a lamb That may be still the way I look it's no longer what I am Been across to Northern Ireland I came home with a new kind of charge I learned to hunt in the night I learned about camouflage
Been joining the professionals and now that I'm a man with all that animal magic I'll match anything you can I'm joining the professionals this time I'll understand There's no way you'll get by me With the slightest sleight of hand. I'm joining the professionals I want to be a man look! I wave my wand watch the rabbit disappear Join the professionals and learn to fight