Lyrics:

This song features each member of De La Soul sharing a secret. It samples New Birth’s track “Got To Get A Knutt”.Ahh yeah, ah ah ah
Prince Paul likes Buddy
Posdnuos likes Buddy
Trugoy likes Buddy
Mase likes Buddy
Wouldn't you like Buddy, too? Ooh
Prince Paul needs a haircut
Mase needs a haircut
Posdnuos needs a haircut
Trugoy would you please give us a haircut?
Prince Paul needs a Luden
Trugoy needs a Luden
Posdnuos needs a Luden
Mase needs a Luden
Everybody I want to just get a Luden
Paul has dandruff
Posdnuos has a lot of dandruff
Mase has big fat dandruff
Trugoy has dandruff
Everybody in the world, you have dandruff
Dante is a scrub
Dante is a scrub (scrub)
Dante is a scrub (is a big scrub)
Dante is a scrub (a super scrub) (scrub)

('And I'm not gettin' a haircut either'
'Scrub!')