Lyrics:

Take a little bitty town elect a mayor of the little bitty town
A square little man to make it go around squares make the world go round
Pick out a state elect a governor of the state
A square little man to make it go around squares make the world go round
(Hey) squares make the world go round sounds profane sounds profound
By government things can't be made do by hipsters wearin' rope-soled shoes
Take the whole world what does it take to make a whole world whirl
What does it take to make a whole world whirl round
Squares make the world go round pip pip pip
(Hey) squares make the world go round...