Lyrics:

cigarettes, beer, ticket, money.
what could possibly go wrong?

from Chicago to Atlanta
and then up to New York City
then to London where I fall on a train
with a body full of someone else's air
I wake up hurting
and it's probably Northampton again

and Lulu's waiting on the line
and Lulu says to come on over
Lulu says we'll have a real good time
together

there was a chicken smoking ganja
I'm not sure if someone ate him
but at least I got a photograph first
now there's a boat here and I'm on it
so I guess that I'm alright
though I seem to have this terrible thirst

and things may come
and things may go
but Lulu's parties go on forever
Lulu says we had a real good time
together

(ace odd noises)
...you're under arrest...
...help me...

and things may come
and things may go
but Lulu's parties go on forever
Lulu says we'll have a real good time
but I'm not so together

things may come
and things may go
but Lulu's parties go on forever
Lulu says we have a real good time
together

(help me...)