Lyrics:

(...otherwise - might as well sit here and
pick our noses and put blankets over our amps...)

Waiting for Sumo
Waiting for Sumo

This is a story of little Jake
she's not a man, she's a cake.
She'd better not make any big mistake
around Sumo

Waiting for Sumo
Waiting for Sumo

Somebody'd better come see about Dooj
Somebody told him that the beast was huge
Un chien énorme avec des gros dents rouges...
Not Sumo.

Waiting for Sumo
Waiting for Sumo
Waiting for Sumo (sumo...)
Waiting...