Lyrics:

The geek, with no beak,
he's so weak he cannot speak!
The geek, with no beak,
he's so weak he cannot speak!

Vestigial wings,
and dwarven legs.
A Semper Fi cranium that's got automatic eggs.
His gaping maw is geared to spew.
"He" just might be a "she",
so Birdette will do!!

Go eat your eggs
Force fed, force fed.
Go eat your eggs
Out of his mouth-
Straight at your head!

With purple pants,
they start to tear.
I reach out with all my might to poke out an eye.
I poke out an eye!
I poke out an eye!

My seven year old smile: vanishing!
Eggs, why eggs?
It's breaking my heart,
it's hurting my nose,
it's turning my skin green!
Why did you have to be so mean?

In my dreams I despise you more than you'll ever know.
Even when I speak your name,
it makes me fucking choke!

Bird--

Bird--

Throw it back!
Throw it back!
Throw it back!
Throw it back!

Throw it back!
Throw it back!
Throw it back!
Throw it back!