Lyrics:

Tortured and mangled
Hungry and hateful
Vicious and covered
In viscous fluids
Hungry for pizza
The cannibal feasts
A creature of cravings and conspiracies

Black arts conspire with brick oven masters
Birthing his face: the disaster
Dying a dead black crusty cancer without answers
The werepizza is after you

A werepizza he's been
Since the age of sixteen
When he got disgusting
Since then he's preyed on the weak and the lame
Covering them in pepperoni
And garlic and onion and olive
And peppers and cheese and broccoli
And chicken and sausage and mushroom, jalapeños and anchovies

Beware or be aware
Werepizza!
Beware or be aware
Werepizza!
Beware or be aware
Werepizza!
Beware or be aware
Werepizza!