Lyrics:

Hey, pretty baby have you heard the news?
Somebody stepped upon my blue suede shoes
They said they were sorry
And as you can see
I took it all in my stride
But when they said, is there something we can do?
I, of course, replied

I went to my doctor, just ten other day
I said 'Listen Doc, are you feeling okay?'
I told him to lie down on his couch
And that I would look inside
But when he began to hurl abuse
I, of course, replied
As you might well have heard
And as from today
Not only have women equal rights
Now they have equal pay (woo)

They said run along, now there's a good chap
So I pushed them to one side
And when they said, 'Hey! What's the meaning of this?'
I, of course, replied