Lyrics:

Well, are you ready, Ray? (Yeah)
How about you, Frank? (Oh, I'm there, baby)
How about you, Mikey? (Fuckin' ready)
Well, I think I'm alright
One, two, three, four!

Three, two, one, we came to fuck
Everybody party 'til the gasman comes
Sparkle like Bowie in the mornin' sun
And get a parkin' violation on La Brea 'til it's done
Hair back, collar up, jet black, so cool
Sing it like the kids that are mean to you
(Come on) when you wanna be a movie star
(Come on) play the game and take the band real far
(Come on) play it right and drive a Volvo car
(Come on) pick a fight at an airport bar
The kids don't care if you're alright, honey
Pills don't help, but it sure is funny
Give me, give me some of that vampire money
Come on

Oh, you look like somebody I used to love
Well, three, two, one, we got the bomb
Everybody hurry 'til the taxman comes
Glimmer like Bolan in the mornin' sun
And get your finger on the trigger, tap the barrel of the gun
Hair back, motherfucker! Jet black, so cool
Sing it like the kids that are mean to you
(Come on) when you wanna be a movie star
(Come on) play the game and take the band real far
(Come on) play it right and drive a Volvo car
(Come on) pick a fight at an airport bar
The kids don't care if you're alright, honey
Pills don't help, but it sure is funny
Give me, give me some of that vampire money
Come on
Ah, fuck yeah

That's right
One, two, three, four!

Well, three, two, one, we came to fuck
Everybody party 'til the gasman comes
Sparkle like Bowie in the mornin' sun
And get a parkin' violation on La Brea 'til it's done
Hair back, collar up, jet black, so cool
Sing it like the kids that are mean to you
(Come on) when you wanna be a movie star
(Come on) play the game and take the band real far
(Come on) play it right and drive a Volvo car
(Come on) pick a fight at an airport bar
The kids don't care if you're alright, honey
Pills don't help, but it sure is funny
Give me, give me some of that vampire money
Come on
Well, I sure like the way (come on)
Sure like the way you're looking at me (come on)
Well, I sure like the way you're looking at me right there (come on)
Well, I sure like the way you're looking at me (come on)
There (on), there (on), there (on)
Oh wait, oh, I'm such an idiot, the music is way too loud
You're gonna have to turn it down a little, sorry