Lyrics:

Earthquakes, and my Bug breaks
You need lights to see through the smog.
It's like D-Day out on the Freeway,
I'd like to crawl back under my log.

All these Rolls-Royce Hip
Roll down the Sunset Strip
Just like pharaohs down the Nile.
Sometimes I just forget to smile.

Dog-bites, lost kites-
He says 'Thanks' but he never says 'Please.'
We both shave and we jump waves-
He never has much skin on his knees.

You know he's got the habit now
For Peter Rabbit now
And Disney crocodiles...
Sometimes I just forget to smile.

All these movie stars
And all this Jane-and-Tarzan
Just to run the three-minute mile...
Somtimes I just forget to smile.