Lyrics:

I was walking through the city streets
And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink
'Run faster, jump higher'
Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me

I threw it on the ground
You must think I'm a joke
I ain't gonna be part of your system, man
Pump that garbage in another man's veins

I go to my favorite hotdog stand
And the dude says, 'You come here all the time, here's one for free'
I said 'Man, what I look like? A charity case?'

I took it and threw it on the ground
I don't need your handouts
I'm an adult, please
You can't buy me, hot dog man

At the farmers' market with my so-called 'girlfriend'
She hands me her cell phone—says it's my dad
Man, this ain't my dad
This is a cell phone

I threw it on the ground
What you think, I'm stupid?
I'm not a part of your system
My dad's not a phone
Duh

Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party
What you want me to do with this? Eat it?

Happy birthday to the ground
I threw the rest of the cake too
Welcome to the real world, jackass

So many things to throw on the ground
Like this, and this, and that, and even this
I'm an adult

Two Hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph

Ground
Nobody wants your autograph
Phonies

Then the two phonies got up
Turned out they had a taser
And they tased me in the butthole
I fell to the ground, the phonies didn't let up
Tasin' on my butthole over and over
I was screaming and squirming
My butthole was on fire

The moral of the story is
You can't trust the system
Man