Lyrics:

In a little honky-tonky village in Texas
There's a guy who plays the best piano by far
He can play piano any way that you like it
But the way he likes to play is ei-eight to the bar
When he plays, it's a ball, he's the daddy of them all

The people gather around when he gets on the stand
Then when he plays, he gets a hand
The rhythm he beats puts the cats in a trance
Nobody there bothers to dance
But when he plays with the bass and guitar
They holler out, 'Beat me Daddy, eight to the bar'

A-plink, a-plank, a-plink-a-plank-a-plink-a-plank
A-plunkin' on the keys
A-riff, a-raff, a-riff-a-raff-a-riff-a-raff
A-riffin' out with ease
And when he plays with the bass and guitar
They holler out, 'Beat me Daddy, eight to the bar'

He plays a boogie, he plays eight to the bar
The boogie-woogie, that is the way he likes to play on his piano
And we all know
That when he plays he puts them all in a trance
The cats all holler 'Hooray'
You'll hear them say, 'Beat me Daddy, ei-eight to the bar'

In a little honky to-o-onky village in Texas
There's a guy who plays the best piano by far
When he plays with the bass and guitar-ar
They holler, 'Beat me up Daddy, beat me Daddy, ei-eight to the bar'

The people gather around when he gets up on the stand
Then when he plays, he-ee gets a hand
The rhythm that he plays puts the cats in a trance
No-obody there-ere ever bothers to dance
But when he plays with the bass and guitar
They holler out, 'Beat me Daddy, eight to the bar'

A-plink-plink, a-plank-plank, a-plink-a-plank-a-plink-a-plank
A-plunkin' on the keys
A-riff-riff, a-raff-raff, a-riff-a-raff-a-riff-a-raff
A-riffin' out with ease
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