Lyrics:

I went down to the guitar store and I bought myself some things
Then I went home to fix this guitar to see if it could sing
When I got done I plugged it in, but it made no sound at all
So I was gettin' pretty pissed and I plugged it into the wall

Guess it's not the singing type, it would rather yell and spit
If you don't think you like this guitar, you're really askin' for shit
'Cause when I get mad, I get red, and then I start to steam
And this guitar is gonna fuck your face 'cause it knows how to scream

Hi, I'm Bill. I was the one who did the cover art for the Stones' Sucking in the Seventies LP.