Lyrics:

I gotta tell you a story from way back
Truck on down and dig me, Jack
There's Big Moe
Little Moe
Four-Eyed Moe
No Mo'
Look at brother, look at brother, look at brother Eat Mo'
Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe

Who's the greatest band around?
Makes the cats jump up and down
Who's the talk of rhythm town?
Five guys named Moe

When they start to beat it out
Everybody jump and shout
Tell me, who do the critics rave about?
Five guys named Moe

They came out of nowhere
But that don't mean a thing
They rate high and you'll know why
When you hear them swing

High brow, low brow, all agree
They're the best in harmony
I'm telling you folks you just got to see
Five guys named Moe


There's Big Moe
Little Moe


One guy—Big Moe
Two guys—Little Bitty Moe
Three guys—Four-Eyed Moe
Four guys—No Mo'
Five guys—Eat Mo'
Five little guys named Moe