This is a song for the ladies But fellas listen closely You don't always have to fuck her hard In fact sometimes that's not right to do Sometimes you've got to make some love And fucking give her some smoochies too
Sometimes 'ya got to squeeze Sometimes you've got to say please Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna fuck you softly I'm gonna screw you gently I'm gonna hump you sweetly I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers And then you say wait a minute sally I think I got somethin in my teeth Could you get it out for me That's fucking teamwork
Whats your favorite position? That's cool with me It's not my favorite But I'll do it for you
What's your favorite dish? I'm not gonna cook it But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly And then I'll fucking bone you completely But then I'm gonna fuck you hard Hard