Lyrics:

I'm bored of cheap & cheerful
I want expensive sadness
Hospital bills, parole
Open doors to madness

I want you to be crazy
'Cause you're borin'
Baby, when you're straight

I want you to be crazy
'Cause you're stupid
Baby, when you're sane

I'm sick of social graces
Show your sharp-tipped teeth
Lose your cool in public
Dig that illegal meat

'Cause love is just a dialog
You can't survive on ice-cream
You got the same needs as a dog

It's alright (2x)
To be mean (2x)
(Repeat)

I want you to be crazy
'Cause you're borin'
Baby, when you're straight

I want you to be crazy
'Cause you're stupid
Baby, when you're sane

It's alright (2x)
To be mean (2x)
(Repeat 3x)

I want you to be crazy
'Cause you're borin'
Baby, when you're straight
I want you to be crazy
'Cause you're stupid
Baby, when you're sane
(Repeat)