Well, I fell outta bed this mornin' Saw what the guy on TV said The big rock awards Crowned a brand new king It shoulda been me instead Don't they know I'm:
Elvis fuckin' Christ (2x) Chicken pluckin' runamuckin' Elvis fuckin' Christ
Well I'm the 500 foot woman I run an evil big black mass I got two brass globes, you got to admit My animal aplomb is vast It's obvious:
Elvis fuckin' Christ (2x) Bronco buckin' jive'n'shuckin' Elvis fuckin' Christ
I'm the captain of the cavalry I'm the queen of outer space I got a she devil orgy in the twilight zone Sheer panties of the queen Anne's lace
Elvis fuckin' Christ (2x) Bad luck'n'mack truckin' Elvis fuckin' Christ
Well the devil gave us Elvis Drugs, sex and rock'n'roll Greenbacks, fuzz and feedback Demonseed and banshee hole
Frogs fallin' down from Heaven Thunder under Hell Trogglodynamite times seven Cold titty witchin' spell: yeah
Elvis fuckin' Christ (2x) Chicken pluckin' runamuckin' Elvis fuckin' Christ
Yeah, you might go to Devry Beauty school or get a job Or you might join a devil cult O' some evil heart throb, like me:
Elvis fuckin' Christ (2x) Chicken pluckin' goo goo muckin' Elvis fuckin' Christ