Lyrics:

TIGER, IMITATING KRUPKEHey you!RIFFWho me, Officer Krupke?TIGER, IMITATING KRUPKEYeah you, gimme one good reason f
or not draggin' ya down the station house, ya punk!RIFFDear kindly Sergeant KrupkeYou gotta understandIt's just our bringin
' upkeThat gets us out of handOur mothers all are junkiesOur fathers all are drunksGolly Moses, natcherly we're punksJETS
Gee, Officer KrupkeWe're very upsetWe never had the loveThat every child oughta getWe ain't no deliquentsWe're misundersto
odDeep down inside us there is goodRIFFThere is good!JETSThere is good, there is goodThere is untapped goodLike inside,
the worst of us is goodTIGER, IMITATING KRUPKEThat's a touching good storyRIFFLemme tell it to the world!TIGER, IMITATING
KRUPKEJust tell it to the judgeRIFFDear kindly Judge, your HonourMy parents treat me roughWith all their marijuanaThey wo
n't give me a puffThey didn't wanna have meBut somehow I was hadLeapin' lizards, that's why I'm so badSNOWBOY IMITATING JUD
GERight! Officer KrupkeYou're really a squareThis boy don't need a judgeHe needs an analyst's careIt's just his neurosisT
hat oughta be curbedHe's psychologically disturbedRIFFI'm disturbedJETSWe're disturbed, we're disturbedWe're the most dis
turbedLike we're psychologically disturbedSNOWBOY IMITATING JUDGEHear ye, hear ye. In the opinion of this court, this child
is depraved on account he ain't had a normal home.RIFFHey, I'm depraved on account I'm deprived!SNOWBOY IMITATIN