Lyrics:

Well you can ride the Hennepin Crawler for a dollar
And pedal it around the world
You can ride the Hennepin Crawler for a dollar
And impress them steam punk girls
If you ride the Hennepin Crawler for a dollar
You'll feel that burn in your thigh
'Cause when you ride the Hennepin Crawler for a dollar
You get to touch that pie in the sky

He'll show you his greasy old pickle for a nickel
Most say they'd rather not
He tried to show a girl off of Florence street
He's damn lucky he didn't get caught
Fell asleep one night with a lit cigarette
As he tried to drink away his pain
When the firemen doused the burned out shack
All they found was his greasy stain

Now you can ride the Hennepin Crawler for a dollar
And pedal your cares away
You can ride the Hennepin Crawler for a dollar
But you best be prepared to pay
'Cause when you ride the Hennepin Crawler for a dollar
There's no friends and family deals
If you ride the Hennepin Crawler for a dollar
Your sweat's gonna grease them wheels

You can try and buy law and order for a quarter
Way back in the olden days
He sold his soul for a donut hole
Couldn't muster the nerve to ask for a raise
She sold seashells and other things
Down by the old seashore
When she sold her song to a beer commercial
She looked like a filthy whore

Well you can ride the Hennepin Crawler for a dollar
And pedal it around the world
You can ride the Hennepin Crawler for a dollar
And impress them steam punk girls
If you ride the Hennepin Crawler for a dollar
You'll feel that burn in your thigh
'Cause when you ride the Hennepin Crawler for a dollar
You get to bite that pie in the sky

You get to bite that pie in the sky
You get to bite that pie in the sky
You get to bite that pie in the sky
You get to bite that pie in the sky

Hennepin, Hennepin Crawler
Hennepin, Hennepin Crawler
Hennepin, Hennepin Crawler
You can ride the Hennepin Crawler for a dollar